One of my funniest first convos ever:
Its Oh So Bjork: heyo alfie ^_^ you may have just IMed me and i accidentally clicked the "no" button >_<;; what's up?
Alfieboy92: lol not much
Alfieboy92: you?
Its Oh So Bjork: not much either! just got home today from my aunt's
Alfieboy92: cool
Alfieboy92: looks like we are the youngest ones in the game
Its Oh So Bjork: i know, it's pretty weird that we're the youngins
Its Oh So Bjork: usually when i play there's like a random 13 year old
Alfieboy92: well
Alfieboy92: Kirin?
Alfieboy92: lol
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao! she was once a random 13 year old, yeah
Alfieboy92: well she was the runner up right? XD
Its Oh So Bjork: yup. i remember playing these when i was 13 and barely making the merge lmao
Its Oh So Bjork: she must be good
Alfieboy92: yeah lol
Alfieboy92: i think it will be a tough game
Its Oh So Bjork: i figure it will be too; there seems to be a certain amount of prestige to the series
Alfieboy92: yeah
Its Oh So Bjork: so you're 16 from norway? what else is interesting about you? ^_^
Alfieboy92: hmm.. interesting about me? i dont know, ask me a more spesific question ^^ lol
Its Oh So Bjork: hmmm, alright XD let's see...
Its Oh So Bjork: what's your favourite movie? drink? day of the week?
Alfieboy92: Anything with Anna Faris in... ice tea... saturday
Its Oh So Bjork: i love anna faris too <3 love the first two scary movies so much
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: me too
Its Oh So Bjork: what month were you born in? i'm just curious to find out which of us is older XD
Alfieboy92: may
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm a month older
Alfieboy92: aww im the youngest in the game XD
Its Oh So Bjork: it's not a bad thing though ^_^ you at least get an automatic sort of pedastal; "youngest in canada"
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: i gues ill just use a cute smile and say pweese dont vote me out cus im the youngest
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao, it could work out well! probably better if you were more around the age of 8 though XD
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: its always someone gay in games like this.. who would you gues out of the pictures?
Its Oh So Bjork: hmmm, let's see
Its Oh So Bjork: i really dunno, my gaydar isn't the best.
Its Oh So Bjork: jermaine's got a flamboyant enough pose though
Alfieboy92: its easier to tell a couple whos not
Its Oh So Bjork: i've been surprised before
Alfieboy92: haha me too
Alfieboy92: my best mate XD i was in shock when he told me
Its Oh So Bjork: strangely enough i have a friend who blindsided me with that too
Its Oh So Bjork: it was a she though
Alfieboy92: and even more shocked when he told me he had a crush on me LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: were you flattered at least?
Alfieboy92: um i kissed him XD
Alfieboy92: : P
Its Oh So Bjork: really? did it turn into The City and the Pillar? he's not gonna kill you in seven years if you reject him, right?
Alfieboy92: what?
Its Oh So Bjork: obviously you haven't read the city and the pillar
Alfieboy92: no
Its Oh So Bjork: it's about two schoolboys who have sex and then meet 7 years later
Its Oh So Bjork: and one of them kills the other
Its Oh So Bjork: cause he doesn't wanna do it again
Its Oh So Bjork: it's a good book ^_^
Alfieboy92:
Its Oh So Bjork: i reference it a lot but i've not met one person who's read it lmao
Alfieboy92: well hes my current bf : P
Its Oh So Bjork: so if i had said that my gaydar flashed for you i would have been right?
Alfieboy92: yes
Its Oh So Bjork: i almost did, as a joke; i just thought it'd be awkward XD
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: people usualy dont notice anything with me tho
Its Oh So Bjork: from our conversation i didn't really get any redflags
Its Oh So Bjork: but usually voice/body language is more resourceful than linguistics
Alfieboy92: yeah lol
Alfieboy92: most people dont really know XD
Alfieboy92: and those i tell dont see it coming
Alfieboy92: one of my friends didnt belive me : P
Its Oh So Bjork: did you prove it to him or her in some way?
Alfieboy92: no
Alfieboy92: anyway whats up?
Its Oh So Bjork: eh, i'm pretty bored
Its Oh So Bjork: i want something to dooo
Alfieboy92: dance!
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm a wretched dancer
Alfieboy92: jump on your bed!
Its Oh So Bjork: my ceiling's very low ^_^ i can try but prolly i'll get a concussion lmao if i don't respond in 5 minutes get ready to call an ambulance
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: Sing
Its Oh So Bjork: if i were a boyyyyyy i think i could understanddddd how it feels to love a girlllllllll i swear i'd be a better mannnnnnn
Its Oh So Bjork: <3333 beyonce
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: you could play with barbie dolls
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Alfieboy92: sorry got disconected
Its Oh So Bjork: that's alright
Its Oh So Bjork: that'll probably happen to me 20 billion times
Alfieboy92: lol
Its Oh So Bjork: and unfortunately i have no barbies to amuse myself with, btw =P
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: aww poor you
Alfieboy92: you could watch random youtube videos : P
Its Oh So Bjork: i could!
Its Oh So Bjork: i could watch movie trailers over and over again
Alfieboy92: woo!
Its Oh So Bjork: i'll watch björk attack the thai reporter <3
Alfieboy92: shes cool
Alfieboy92: she is from Iceland ^^
Its Oh So Bjork: i was just gonna say you're near iceland but... you're really not i guess, lmao
Alfieboy92: did you know you can buy Iceland on ebay?
Alfieboy92: : P
Its Oh So Bjork: you can?
?
Alfieboy92: yes
Alfieboy92: they gotta sell themself cus they got no money left : P
Its Oh So Bjork: wow, i actually thought they had a good economy (maybe i just made that up though)
Its Oh So Bjork: i'll definitely buy it
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: they have bad economy now
Alfieboy92: they have nothing
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: might be the end of the country : P
Its Oh So Bjork: well the only reason anyone even knows them is because of björk
Alfieboy92: they might get owned by Norway or Russia : P
Its Oh So Bjork: i guess she's sucked up all of the money
Its Oh So Bjork: y'all should buy it
Alfieboy92: Iceland was originaly norwegian.. welcome back iceland XD
Alfieboy92: now we just need to get back Greenland..
Its Oh So Bjork: are you sad it's not yours anymore? XD or do you really not care?
Alfieboy92: and Sweden..
Alfieboy92: and Denmark..
Alfieboy92: and UK
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao
Alfieboy92: and France
Its Oh So Bjork: you can control the world
Alfieboy92: and the whole WORLD!!!
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: muhahaha
Its Oh So Bjork: then we could technically live in the same country ^_^
Alfieboy92: yes
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: i could be the world leader
Alfieboy92: and i could make michael jackson, bush and bad hairstyles illegal ^^
Its Oh So Bjork: but what if i told you i was a michael jackson fan? XD
Alfieboy92: you would be sendt to jail in Iraq
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao
Its Oh So Bjork: really? you don't love me enough to save me? T_T
Alfieboy92: id keep you alive : P
Alfieboy92: or
Alfieboy92: i could make you my personal slave ^.^
Its Oh So Bjork: XD sounds fine to me, as long as i avoid iraq
Alfieboy92: oh you never know
Alfieboy92: what i could make you do
Alfieboy92: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Alfieboy92: : P
Its Oh So Bjork:
Its Oh So Bjork: ^_^
Alfieboy92: and i would paint the white house pink
Alfieboy92: and have Anna Faris as vice president
Its Oh So Bjork: paint it green. i like green.
Alfieboy92: no
Alfieboy92: pink
Its Oh So Bjork: could regina hall be secretary of state?
Alfieboy92: no
Alfieboy92: she can be garbage truck driver
Alfieboy92: oh and i would make Paris Hilton in slutty clothes illegal : P
Alfieboy92: *sigh* the world would love me
Its Oh So Bjork: *gasps* but i love paris hilton
Its Oh So Bjork: she's like
Its Oh So Bjork: my favourite white celebrity
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!
Alfieboy92: thats hot
Its Oh So Bjork: y e s
Alfieboy92: so.. got a girlfriend?
Alfieboy92: (my gaydar didnt really react to you so im guessing straight)
Its Oh So Bjork: it's a little weird
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm "seeing" somebody but it's just for show
Alfieboy92: oh
Its Oh So Bjork: and i'm open minded to things like that
Alfieboy92: good
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: well
Alfieboy92: i noticed : P
Alfieboy92: sorry i tend to get into the subject a lot
Its Oh So Bjork: it's okay ^_^
Alfieboy92: so if its annoying.. feel free to change subject lol
Its Oh So Bjork: i really don't mind
Its Oh So Bjork: i've had much deeper discussions about it
Its Oh So Bjork: for extended periods of time
Alfieboy92: okay lol
Alfieboy92: my bf`s mum is not open minded
she hates me and blames me for "turning her son gay"
Alfieboy92: -.-'
Alfieboy92: some people.....
Its Oh So Bjork: even though, really, he was the one who "turned you" XD
Alfieboy92: well no he didnt
Alfieboy92: i knew for years : P
Alfieboy92: and he knew i was lol
Its Oh So Bjork: lol ^_^ well he made the first move, anyway
Alfieboy92: yeah lol
Its Oh So Bjork: i don't really have any gay guy friends
Its Oh So Bjork: i wish i did just for some diversity
Alfieboy92: oh well im here XD
Alfieboy92: when i talk to people who knows, i can be serius and normal.. and if im a bit hyper i can be totaly nuts and overly gay : P
Alfieboy92: depends
Alfieboy92: ^.^
Its Oh So Bjork: be overly gay
Its Oh So Bjork: that's fun for me
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: im not hyper now
Alfieboy92: mostly on saturdays honey
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao, why saturdays?
Alfieboy92: coke and candy
Alfieboy92: sugar
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: well
Alfieboy92: i had some today
Alfieboy92: cus i was watching a movie with a friend
Its Oh So Bjork: i could use som sugar right now
Alfieboy92: SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm shaking right now cause i'm coldddd
Alfieboy92: awww
Alfieboy92: id warm you
Alfieboy92: jk
Alfieboy92: lol
Its Oh So Bjork: lol XD too bad we're miles awayy
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: i like to freak out straight guys as long as i know they wont hate me afterwards
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao well it takes a lot to freak me out since i'm pretty much the weirdest person ever
Alfieboy92: lol i tried to kiss my straight friend XD he was like screeming before i stopped LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: whimp
Its Oh So Bjork: i have straight friends who do much stranger things to each othe rlmao
Its Oh So Bjork: *other lmao
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: one of my straight friends asked me for a bj once
Alfieboy92: i said no
Its Oh So Bjork: aw, that's mean
Its Oh So Bjork: he was probably so embarassed
Alfieboy92: its unfair if i gotta do all the work!
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: he said he wouldnt do anything back LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: you could have gotten him into it i'm sure
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: would you? XD
Its Oh So Bjork: maybe, just for shits and giggles
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: people would usualy do more than they thing if they are horny enough
Alfieboy92: and why the hell did we get into sex talk? LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao i have no clue XD
Its Oh So Bjork: why not, i guess? ^_^
Alfieboy92: : P
Alfieboy92: true
Alfieboy92: have you had sex before? : P
Its Oh So Bjork: what would you count as "sex"?
Its Oh So Bjork: just kidding though, no i haven't XD
Alfieboy92: XD
Its Oh So Bjork: have you? i know some slutty europeans who have lmao
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: welll......
Alfieboy92: depends what you count as sex XD
Alfieboy92: easier to get a guy in on something than a girl : P
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao
Its Oh So Bjork: touching=sex in america, i think that's how it goes
Alfieboy92: only touching?
Alfieboy92: wow then i had sex with many
Alfieboy92: XD
Its Oh So Bjork: lmao
Its Oh So Bjork: they call it outer-course
Alfieboy92: XD then i have been raped!
Alfieboy92: XD
Its Oh So Bjork: lmaooo
Alfieboy92: it was at school, and i was sitting in the library reading and my friend whos a girl snuck her hand into my pants!
Alfieboy92: i was like AHHH! GO AWAY!
Alfieboy92: it was awkward
Alfieboy92: she did that two more times later : P
Alfieboy92: when i have like.. loose pants, not jeans
Its Oh So Bjork: that's pretty random
Its Oh So Bjork: it's probably something i'd do lmao
Alfieboy92: LOL!
Alfieboy92: you are welcome
Alfieboy92: LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: lmaoooooooo
Its Oh So Bjork: *makes a lunging motion*
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: but more serius, i have given 1 bj
not gonna do that again for a while -.- and i have gotten fucked (sorry for the nasty language.. just didnt know how else to describe it)
Alfieboy92: (as you might have noticed, im a pretty open person)
Alfieboy92: (too open sometimes -.-)
Alfieboy92: (dont know when to shut up
Alfieboy92: (like now
)
Its Oh So Bjork: nah, it's all cool
Alfieboy92: lol
Its Oh So Bjork: you don't like giving blowjobs?
Alfieboy92: its allright.. its just.. the end of it..
Alfieboy92: xD
Alfieboy92: made me almost throw up XD
Alfieboy92: it was not nice
Alfieboy92: an 8 incher XS i gagged and almost threw up many times and then he held my head down forcing me to like.. swallow
Alfieboy92: and wow i am WAY too open
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: ooooookay im gonna stop talking
Alfieboy92: and if you dont mind..
Alfieboy92: i do
Alfieboy92: lol..
Its Oh So Bjork: *shrugs*
Its Oh So Bjork: i guess that can be traumatic
Its Oh So Bjork: just find someone with a smaller dick though
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: yeah
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: he was too old for me and took advantage of me and never spoke to me again
Its Oh So Bjork: aw, that's sad
Its Oh So Bjork: sort of like Notes on a Scandal
Its Oh So Bjork: XD
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: i gave him a bj
Alfieboy92: and he gave me a ride to the buss
Alfieboy92:
Its Oh So Bjork: well had it been me you had given the bj too i might have called you again the next day
Alfieboy92: LOL
Alfieboy92: oh well, sucks for you i aint there XD
Its Oh So Bjork: yeah i could use some sort of stress reliever
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: the thing i like about straight guys who let me do it, is that they dont want anything more
like a relationship.. but i hate the gay ones who dont want a relationship LOL
Its Oh So Bjork: unless you turn the staright gay guy
Its Oh So Bjork: *guy gay
Alfieboy92: idk if its possible
Its Oh So Bjork: and he falls in love with you
Its Oh So Bjork: brokeback mountainnnn
Alfieboy92: please someone learn me how to!
Alfieboy92: xD
Its Oh So Bjork: you just need practice i guess
Alfieboy92: lol
Alfieboy92: ill stick to gay guys
Alfieboy92: and if any straight one wants me to.. ill consider it if i like him
Alfieboy92:
Its Oh So Bjork: do you like me alfie? ^_^
Alfieboy92: haha so far so good
Its Oh So Bjork: i'll remember that for later
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: if you ask me again tomorow ill say no btw
Alfieboy92: depends on my mood XD
Its Oh So Bjork: i don't think you'd ever say no to me
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm too perfect
Alfieboy92: haha!
Alfieboy92: maybe..
Alfieboy92: X
Alfieboy92: you are pretty good looking lol
Its Oh So Bjork: aww
Alfieboy92: and you seem cool
Alfieboy92: we had a good start lol
Its Oh So Bjork: maybe i'd hook up with you if i lived in norway
Its Oh So Bjork: since i love you ^_^
Alfieboy92:
Alfieboy92: hm...
Alfieboy92: <.<
Alfieboy92: ur trying to make me fall for you to get my vote in survivor
oooo thats what your doing!
Alfieboy92: xD
Its Oh So Bjork: am i?
Its Oh So Bjork: maybe it's the other way around though
Alfieboy92: XD
Alfieboy92: doubt it
Alfieboy92: i dont flirt with straght guys at all for any reason at all
Alfieboy92: but you are pretty handsome..
Alfieboy92: lol
Its Oh So Bjork: i'm glad to be an exception ^_^
Alfieboy92: haha
Alfieboy92: anyway, i should go sleep cutie
Its Oh So Bjork: aw, okay
Its Oh So Bjork: i'll talk to you soon then
Alfieboy92: *kisses cheek* (muhahaha) yeah lol cya
Its Oh So Bjork: XD
Alfieboy92 signed off at 7:04:50 PM.