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this will be my first impression thread i guess.

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okay. first impression.

let me start from the one who impress me the most today.

BRIAN
Oh my what a cutieee... too bad he's gay.

Why the cute one is always gay?


Is it like a gene in your body that switching on and off, depending on your cuteness chromosome?

So like a baby is born and the gene detects "cuteness", it automatically switches on a gay button?


oh well. I hope he can be an ally.



JEFFREY
He's cutesie but too young. No Jailbait for me. thank you.
but he's super. I like him. He's kinda chatty and tends to tell you everything even though you don't ask about it.

I think we might be able to work together.


JUICE
Mohawk man. Hey juice, I heard the Mohicans are still looking for their last man.
I talked to juice today, to be honest, he made me scared.

He's the kinda guy that you see in movies stalking young girls to rape them.
lol.
just kidding juice.

He's adorable. another potential for ally.


let's see that's three men so far that impressed me the most today.

for the women, I don't know yet. we'll see tomorrow.

That is it from Xia2Xia today.


Have a super day

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oh i forget.

First impression for the host... or hostess? I don't know what the right term to call a gay host.

yeah. sorry if I get that wrong.


Anyway

SCOTTY
Who in the right mind is still using Y behind his name though he's already 20. But oh well, you can't blame a person to stay young as long as possible.

I mean here I am calling myself Xiaxia my pet name from childhood.

but yeah scott if you reading this, I was sad when i found out you were gay.

I thought I can flirt with you.


and for the other host

SANDY
My my, my hot tamales.

and of course once again he has to be gay. I think my theory is right. There must be like an automatic gay button inside every hot or cute man.

Mr Sandy Chen. If by any chance you turn straight one day. Call me up. ;p

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So continuing with my first impression

next up my triibeeee

LISARAE
Oh My God she reminded me of my classmate in China, Xiao Mei. She was wild and funky. She used to go to school COMMANDO. That's no undies for you who don't know.

And recess time, she would grab one of the boys and took them to the bathroom and flashed them her boobs.

Yes, LISA reminded me of that girl, well of course with wider eyes and blonde hair.

Game wise I don't know, I need to talk to her more before I can pass judgement. but I dont hate her.

RILEY
Dare I say fake? Well if she's not fake then she must've had a bad day when she took that photo. It's like she woke up, got a call that her husband cheated on her, went to work and got fired, mother in law called telling her that they're coming to dinner, cooked dinner and the baby puked on her clothes before she took the photo.

Riley, I'm sorry if I'm harsh I'm just stating my impression.

btw is it just me or Is she the sister of Ashley from Survivor China? She wrestle too

all joking aside. I think I need to start chatting with her. She looks like she can be dangerous. Keep your enemy close


JUSTIN
17. For some reason I keep hearing "Justin is dangerous. boot him first"

I guess dark hair and cute smile sometimes can't help you in life or ORG games.



ALFIE
For some reason whenever I heard the name alfie I kept thinking of my ex-boyfriend's dog. His little chihuahua's name was alfie. lol.

Alfie tried to talk to me the other day but I was too busy. oh well I'll chat him up ....or more.


BETH
Uhm nothing much to say about her, Havent talk much. Can't read her emotion yet. But judging from my ability to read faces, I'd say she's loyal and would try to stay in an alliance as long as possible.

So she's definitely an ideal alliance candidate.


Last but not least.

KELLY
I don't mean to be rude BUT that girl either want to be:
a) a model
b) Eliza v2.0 or
c) a school laboratorium skeleton model.

What's with the skinny thing? I mean look at her cheekbone. It's like there's no meat around those bones. I'm sorry but I say to be beautiful you don't need to be super skinny, all you need is good behaviour and nice attitude to amplify the beautiness inside you.

gamewise, I can't see she staying that long especially seeing that she hardly post.



COMING UP
my witty impression of the other tribe. stay tune.



Q: How are you today?
A: I'm SUPER

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additional thing about juice

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ALISHA

For some reason I find myself being blinded with the sunshine that is reflected in your bald head.

NOAH
He's a straight up-no joking-assholey-DICK

JERMAINE
aw cutie, is he gay? he looks gay. I never met gay black before.

CODY
Oh my what a hottie.He showed me his other picture. He's sneaky though. If anyone can win, he's the one.

NATHAN
Everyone said he's hot? I don't

DANIELLE
How come her picture's color so weird? Excuse me but since when gothic in style again?

CORTNEY
Replacement. that's the only thing i get from her.


KATY oh KATY