Post by lisarae on Nov 4, 2008 15:40:30 GMT -5
I'm here and this is kind of strange. I'm talking to myself. Hello Lisa. Hello. Ya, no one is here, but I'm going to tell you what I think of these people. I haven't talked to everyone yet, but some of these fuckers look like I've seen them on America's Most Wanted. For example, Big Momma Bertha, also known as BethR.
What happened to Bonita? That lady had more wrinkles than John McCain's balls. You took away one of the fuckers I wanted to insult. Not fair. I'll talk some game, but not much because I got an ass fucking at 4 p.m. sharp. I've talked to some of these criminals and they are fucking weird. I don't think they know what humor is or sarcasm. I hit on that Katy bitch the other day, but I don't think she is into girls. Yes, I'm bisexual and damn proud. I like the vagina. I like the dick. But if she decided she would like to change her mind, I think she is one hot tamale. I've talked to Juice some also. I asked him if I could ride his mohawk like it's fucking Flipper. He makes me sexually frustrated with his comments though.
Alfie seems like a five year old that is jumping into the deep end, I'd probably drown him. He doesn't do much for me. He seems useless. Riley, she looks really familiar like I've seen her before, oh wait, I think I saw her in my PlayBoy magazine. I think I creamed all over her. The magazine issue I think was about biker bitches.
Alright, I need to sum this entry up. My mom called and is like fucking forcing me to vote. I told her I was voting McCain just to piss her off, which I'm not voting for that old fuck, what if he dies and were left with I'm-O-So-Loose Palin. The country would be fucked right there begging for some more of her vagina sauce.
I'm going to fucking rock this game even though some of these people really blow.
Since I'm going to go vote right now, McCain out with your wang out!!! I'm going to Obama you!
What happened to Bonita? That lady had more wrinkles than John McCain's balls. You took away one of the fuckers I wanted to insult. Not fair. I'll talk some game, but not much because I got an ass fucking at 4 p.m. sharp. I've talked to some of these criminals and they are fucking weird. I don't think they know what humor is or sarcasm. I hit on that Katy bitch the other day, but I don't think she is into girls. Yes, I'm bisexual and damn proud. I like the vagina. I like the dick. But if she decided she would like to change her mind, I think she is one hot tamale. I've talked to Juice some also. I asked him if I could ride his mohawk like it's fucking Flipper. He makes me sexually frustrated with his comments though.
Alfie seems like a five year old that is jumping into the deep end, I'd probably drown him. He doesn't do much for me. He seems useless. Riley, she looks really familiar like I've seen her before, oh wait, I think I saw her in my PlayBoy magazine. I think I creamed all over her. The magazine issue I think was about biker bitches.
Alright, I need to sum this entry up. My mom called and is like fucking forcing me to vote. I told her I was voting McCain just to piss her off, which I'm not voting for that old fuck, what if he dies and were left with I'm-O-So-Loose Palin. The country would be fucked right there begging for some more of her vagina sauce.
I'm going to fucking rock this game even though some of these people really blow.
Since I'm going to go vote right now, McCain out with your wang out!!! I'm going to Obama you!
